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zeldathemes

18; f; artist; feminist; emotional whore

currently [re]watching: supernatural ssn. 4
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)
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empryean:

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

i was like this is sweet and then i he did the thing and i was like o_o……and then he fainted…?????

  #video  
I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
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Cute Nancy Drew date ideas!

nancythedrew:

thesonnyjoonexperience:

propmasterofdeath:

Get gelato together!

Go to an Irish pub; only order fruit juice!

Make sandwiches using only what’s in your fridge!

Tell him to burgle your house!

Have him date another girl while you’re in prison!

Also

Whale watching/kayaking/cycling around a small island

Bird watching and stumble onto a graveyard

Steal a sapphire

Casual alchemy

don’t forget—

go to Scotland and never come back

sell your great uncle’s possessions to buy their love

trap yourself in an underground lab days before your wedding

hide an elaborate treasure but get executed before they find it!

  #nancy drew    #herinteractive    #the clue crew  

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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fake-mermaid:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

fake-mermaid:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

  #q  
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my-wanton-self:

Boom.

  #q  

bluewaffleez:

when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready

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  #q  
  #me    #about me    #relatable    #q  

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

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superwholockalypse:

sound-effects-and-overdramatics:



And the only actual fighting happens in the last 10 minutes

superwholockalypse:

sound-effects-and-overdramatics:

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And the only actual fighting happens in the last 10 minutes

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sexyloogi:

NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES

sexyloogi:

NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES

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nevertrustthepenguin:

bubblegumshoes:

THE SHIP THAT SHALL NEVER SINK

Ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

  #q