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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

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coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

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cowgirlwisdom101:

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mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

I can second that statement!

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mysterymeat237:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill

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ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

(Source: ceruleanreverie)

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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spookytox:

calleo:

blazepress:

This Hamster Doesn’t Have a Clue How to Use the Hamster Wheel

I dunno, that hamster seems to be doing pretty well!

…..Well effectively he IS running AND is touching the wheel so I guess he qualifies?

spookytox:

calleo:

blazepress:

This Hamster Doesn’t Have a Clue How to Use the Hamster Wheel

I dunno, that hamster seems to be doing pretty well!

…..Well effectively he IS running AND is touching the wheel so I guess he qualifies?

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

boy: girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3
me: i have a boyfriend
boy: i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

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zforzelma:

A Midsummer Night’s Dream [x]

What with the Mercutio/Romeo kiss from the other day I feel like I should have a tag specifically for “men kissing in Shakespeare plays even though it’s not in the text, but after 400 years of unresolved sexual tension it’s time.”

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