in bathtubs full of
oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK
I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life
At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”
i was like this is sweet and then i he did the thing and i was like o_o……and then he fainted…?????
Get gelato together!
Go to an Irish pub; only order fruit juice!
Make sandwiches using only what’s in your fridge!
Tell him to burgle your house!
Have him date another girl while you’re in prison!
Whale watching/kayaking/cycling around a small island
Bird watching and stumble onto a graveyard
Steal a sapphire
go to Scotland and never come back
sell your great uncle’s possessions to buy their love
trap yourself in an underground lab days before your wedding
hide an elaborate treasure but get executed before they find it!
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready
I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
And the only actual fighting happens in the last 10 minutes
NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES